There's luxury and there's the off-the-scale decadence of Pezula Private Castle on Noetzie Beach. Chiselled into the cliff face overlooking (and enjoying direct access to) one of South Africa's most beautiful beaches, here you will enjoy a regal existence with the personal attentions of a dedicated team of staff, including a private butler and personal chef.
There are five sumptuous suites in three separate castles, and as you would expect from one of the world's most exclusive destinations, the wow factor is evident everywhere: from the hugely proportioned luxury rooms, lavish bathrooms and verandas, to the sweeping ocean views, impeccable service and attention to detail. I order a chilled bottle of my favourite South African wine and prepare for lazy day tanning and swimming in the heated pool. Tomorrow? I'll arrange to be chauffeured to the main Pezula Resort Hotel & Spa for more red carpet treatment!